Why are you so flipping slow?
Well, let me first just say that I wish for the sake of all you lovable readers who have responded with such warmth and enthusiasm to my books that I could shower more of them upon your heads right now! I swear, I’m not being coy. I just have a cumbersome process that involves a lot of handwriting. I keep trying to upgrade myself, but nothing seems to work like a juicy black ballpoint pen, a nice, slippery, leaky one. My scribbling chair is covered with ink-stains and so are my favorite jeans. I do keep trying to speed this process up, though, because there are so many stories that I want to write!
I take your impatience as the compliment that it truly is. It energizes me. So thanks.